Here we have two film clips.
They are by a band called Sonseed.
You can decide for yourself which of these clips is more likely to be literally true.
First up, "Jesus is my friend, I have a friend in Jesus".
Second, we have this version.
I do not wish to prejudice the case, but I feel obliged to note that personally, I think we have further evidence of the arguments I expounded in greater detail in relation to the case of the world's greatest ever Olympian, Michael Phelps.
And, while we are on this topic, here is a third version — easily the best of the three.