tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31231411.post2898096138978085264..comments2024-03-06T06:07:36.191+11:00Comments on An alcoholic's guide to modern life: No can do this, no can do that, what the hell can you do, my friend, at this ‘community festival’?Carlo Sandshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12947602891142664168noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31231411.post-91885421781683946222010-11-17T19:25:23.384+11:002010-11-17T19:25:23.384+11:00Dear Carlo,
Freeing the wales is the butterfly be...Dear Carlo,<br /><br />Freeing the wales is the butterfly beating it's wing that will bring down google. Once the wales are free, whale watching will increase. People all over the world will start to take a keener interest in the great cows of the ocean and will soon start to learn whale language and teach whales the international monetary system. In time, whale intelligence will increase and they will take their rightful place as the masters of the world. The blue whale will of course, be the kind of the whales and you will be able to ride to your land-based kingdoms, which the king blue whale will allow you to maintain at his behest, on a whale chariot. <br /><br />Google will die. The whales don't like it.<br /><br />See?<br /><br />Kindest regards,<br /><br />The true anonymous, not that fake anonymous like in the other post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31231411.post-87964546808839850362010-11-15T13:12:28.307+11:002010-11-15T13:12:28.307+11:00Free the wales? Why would I give a fuck about free...Free the wales? Why would I give a fuck about freeing the fucking wales at this point in time? <br /><br />Google,the fucking thieves, I don't know why they didn't just steal my fucking heart when they stole my ads — what use is to me when it is this badly badly broken?<br /><br />This isn't over... not by a long way.Carlo Sandshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12947602891142664168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31231411.post-56323184456391275142010-11-15T13:04:40.602+11:002010-11-15T13:04:40.602+11:00I think that this will force you to go in a new cr...I think that this will force you to go in a new creative direction and will turn into a positive. FTW!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31231411.post-702740850912633722010-11-15T11:08:53.188+11:002010-11-15T11:08:53.188+11:00Dear Anonymous, my most faithful of comment-makers...Dear Anonymous, my most faithful of comment-makers,<br /><br />One day I shall tell the story of the loss of Google ads. Right now, it is just too painful to talk about. It takes a lot to drive Carlo Sands to tears, but... the google ads... I'm, sorry... I just... I loved those google ads. <br /><br />Those little links at the top of the blog, so discreet, so tasteful... they were the reason I kept on going, knowing my blog had a socially useful purpose, that it was providing quality ads to a discerning readership.<br /><br />Now? I need some time to mourn and to think. But I will say this: never, ever trust a fucking corporation.<br /><br />And Google? You owe me 92 bucks you motherfuckers and I swear before the entire world Carlo Sands shall fucking damn well get it.<br /><br />Carlo Sands<br />(deceased and upset)Carlo Sandshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12947602891142664168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31231411.post-79724473891053477942010-11-14T20:01:11.701+11:002010-11-14T20:01:11.701+11:00hey what ahppened to the google ads? that was my f...hey what ahppened to the google ads? that was my favourite part of the blog! you never know what crazy stuff you'd find.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com