Monday, August 09, 2010

Have you heard there’s an election on?



If I can’t vote for killing Justin Bieber, it’s not my election. And they call this a democracy.

However, we all do still have some freedoms they are yet to strip away. We can unite and click the google ads at the top of this blog!

Oh, the rich and powerful don’t want you to, make no mistake about it. They would have you believe it is *impossible*, at the current hit rate, for Carlo Sands to actually ever *earn* the 150 bucks required for google to bother sending him a check any time before the coming climate apocalypse destroys the planet and, with it, the requirement for Google to send Carlo Sands a check.

That is because they are scared! Sure, the amount earned over a year or so so far has barely reached double figures, but remember what Ghandi said: first they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they give you a check for $150 bucks and you go out and get pissed!

Don’t let them fool you! Take a stand! Click the ads!

Dare to struggle, dare to click! If you don’t click you lose!

2 comments:

  1. Dear Carlo,

    Allow me to say this is the most profound analysis of the 2010 federal election I have come across.

    I fully endorse it and especially your inspiring call for a militant campaign of resistance centred on sustained google-ad clicking.

    Your biggest fan,
    Carlo Sands (deceased).

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